You’re going to have to say a lot of Hail Marys after reading this one.
Diogo Morado, Son Of God (2014)
So many impure thoughts…
Twentieth Century Fox
Ewan McGregor, Last Days in the Desert (2015)
🙏 THIS IS NOT A DRILL: Ewan McGregor really was sent from Heaven above. 🙏
Broad Green Pictures / Tugg
Christian Bale, Mary, Mother of Jesus (1999)
Getting thirsty for that holy water yet?
NBC, Hallmark Entertainment
Ted Neely, Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Rock me, sweet Jesus.